This or That

We play a game sometimes - This or That.

Of your neighbors, one house to the left and one to the right, which would you sleep with?
Given that you could only make observations (not act on any knowledge) would you visit the past or the future?
You paint your bedroom - yellow or purple?
Your spouse has to take a new job - Alaskan crab fisherman or NASCAR driver?
You win a car - Porche or Ferrari?
You have super powers - invisibility or flight?
You're on Fear Factor, you eat - intestines or scrotum?
For dinner you must kill - pig or chicken?
Your spouse has to take a new job - garbage collector or public restroom attendant?
Which country would you rather live in - India or Thailand?
Your child must get a tatoo - pirate ship or nudie girl?
Your a mascot - hot dog or chicken? ... beaver or dinosaur? ... Indian cheif or Uncle Sam?
You obtain the ability to prepare only one kind of food very well - Italian or Chinese?
You develop an addiction - sex or gambling?
Who would you rather receive a massage from - the Dali Lama or the Pope?
You win a pet - raccoon or iguana?
Who would you sleep with - Matt Lauer or Tom Cruise? ... Katie Lang or Ellen Degeneres?
You may elimate one of these forever (for yourself) - body oder or bad breath?
It's war - sword or hatchet?
Your spouse obtains a new ability - telekinesis or levitation? ... mind control or mind reading?
You have a magic booth installed in your home which you may enter once a day for 1/2 hour - sexual pleasure or spiritual enlightenment? ... extreme relaxation or extreme beautification? ... laughter or serentiy?
You work on a TV show - Myth Busters or Iron Chef?
Your spouse gets a new hair cut - mullet or mohawk?
Your house is haunted by a singing ghost - Judy Garland or Bob Hope?

What this or thats do you have?