Mistaken Herbdentity

A box as tall as Divina arrived today filled with the Christmas presents that we couldn't carry with us on the plane. One was a child sized Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner! What a hoot. Also in the box was a bag labeled "For the Cats." Inside that were two small plastic bags filled with dried cat nip. Now anyone who has ever seen dried cat nip knows that it looks like...oregano. So when Mark came home we scaned the contents of the box, now scattered carelesly across the living room floor, nodding and smiling in approval of Divina's gifts. I pointed out the "For the Cats" bag, only the "For the Cats" label was hidden. I said the bag was for him, a gift from my brother-in-law. Now anyone who knows my brother-in-law might know that he likes... oregano. Mark peeked into the bag, gasped, and smiled very heartily. I was sad to have to tell him that it was just cat nip. Perhaps he was looking forward to Pizza.