Throw Paci from the Train

Today we ventured to the Wild Animal Park, one of my very favorite places. My brother-in-law, Will, is here for an overnight visit. That's Mark's sister's husband. Very fun guy. Anyway, at the WAP we rode the train and once again learned all about endangered animals and how the bucks are darker than the females because they are covered in urine. "Get a whiff of me girls! Seeexy! Wuba wuba." Well, Divina was having a hard time controlling herself (no connection to the previous story) and we attempted to restrain her. In the midst of the struggle she flung her paci out of the train, never to be seen again. She immediately composed herself, looked around quite stunned, and said "Where's paci?" Tonight I have visions of a wild California Mule Deer placidly comforted by a red and blue latex nipple.