My Life IS SO G-rated.

It's all about the kid. I haven't been naughty is such a long time. Everything I do is censored by being Mommy. It's not all bad, it's just getting very sugary. I really like watching Divi's shows with her. Children's entertainment entertains me. You've got these adults dancing around in emu outfits, seemingly so effortless. Not everyone could pull that off, you know. I couldn't. A hobby of mine is checking out the actors on this fancy internet. Most recently I found Steve Burns of Blues Clues, or was. He's doing other stuff now and looking quite dapper, too. Hubba. He is now my friend, according to MySpace. Want proof? See my page at www.myspace.com/gemini1971. I'm working on Jonathan Wexler. I know, try not to get your panties in a wod. He's a cutie. ... What? Oh. ... He's Mo on the Doodlebobs, the orange one. Hey, I'm collecting child entertainers. What of it? (I'd collect the Wiggles but they are too clean as far as I can see. Although, that Captain Feathersword seems a few sheets to the wind.) Don't you ever wonder about the people that make these shows? How do they jump from G to R? I'd like to know, very much.