There's a no-brained, no-eyed, hermaphrodite poopin' in your backyard.

Oh yes there is! Worms. Divina's taken to collecting worms for pets. She loves them. I mean, really loves them. Last night she gave one a kiss before bed, and cried when they had to part. So I did some research on Wikipedia and learned some startling facts. Worms have no brains, no eyes, five hearts, breath through their skin, and are hermaphrodites. Yep. They have both boy and girl parts, yet they don't impregnate themselves (that would be asexual.) They find a mate and simultaneously impregnate each other. Wow. Truly, the strangest creatures to grace our properties. I am undecided as to what to do with my life now that I have this knowledge. Thank goodness for little girls.