A Measure of Intelligence

At the mall there's a family restroom with a small toilet for small people and a big toilet for big people. Divina likes this arrangement. Yesterday we had the great fortune to make use of this magical facility.

We entered and I fussed around with our coats and bags, looking for a hook. No hook. So I said "What, this place has no hook?"

Of course, Divina immediately points out the most obvious shiny hook on the back of the door. I said "You're so smart."

And she said "Oh mom, the hook is right there. You're not so smart."

I said "What? Yes, I am. I know all sorts of things!"

She said "Yeah, but you can't find a hook a door."

Smart ass.