Lego Thereapy

Since a child has been in my life, I've come to appreciate the theraputic value of toys. Take Legos, for instance. We have the large ones for 2-5 year olds. You pick up a block and place it with another block. Press them together. Feel how the notches slide into eachother. They fit! Do it again..and again...and again. Every time, they fit! Perfectly! What else in life can give a person so much satisfaction...okay, Legos and sex. You just can't go wrong with these things, Legos that is. Then after you have a bunch put together, no matter the shape in the end, it has such weight, such substance. So shiny and smooth. Take it from me, when nothing else in life seems to fit or be right, sit down with a box of Legos and go to town.

This is a picture of Lego San Francisco in Legoland. Whoever built this monstrosity must have really needed some relaxation...that or they've given up on sex all together.