Thoughts Drifting Like Clouds Across the Mind

1) It is very strange to see a deer walking across the street in a suburban neighborhood.

2) When talking to oneself, it is better to tell jokes than to argue. (Especially if you happen to be as witty as me.)

3) Note to self: You do not like Margaritas. Stop ordering one every five years.

4) Remember: When singing "Puff the Magic Dragon" Divina say's "frolacked" as in "lacking in afro".

5) The reason the child has so many toys is because her mother gets bored playing with the same toys all the time. When her daddy plays with the toys all day long, day after day, then he can complain about there being too many.

6) Diabolical. That man tricked me into cleaning the entire house by announcing that we will not have enough money to keep this house and we will have to sell it. He even went so far as to have our realtor come over and go over the numbers with us. An elaborate scheme, no? (He denies the premeditation but is enjoying the rewards.)

7) My family tree has many ingrown branches. This explains a lot.